Watching full house at 6 AM , because yeah…
yes its the one with sexy uncle jesse
You know how your like one of the smart kids, so when your in ‘regular circulation’ your like all proud, but then your with the other kids at the top of your school, and you realize your not that smart.
The academy hates Leonardo DiCaprio.
Whose idea was it to fun size, FUN-SIZED, snickers..
The colours, the colours, oh the glorious colours
here under the bright, and shining,
gorgeous golden sun
People don’t understand. I try to eat healthy I really do, but it’s a lot of work let me tell you. I mean, firstly, I just don’t know what to make, but I guess that’s not an excuse with all these recipes and such on YouTube. But of course life has to throw me a screwball, because when I go to these healthy recipes they have so many ingredients, and I don’t really have that ish. I mean seriously, carrots, who has carrots man, I ain’t no bunny, and I don’t like carrots,- you know what I’m saying. But I’m trying to be healthy so I’m calculating all it would take to go get some carrots. I don’t even know how much carrots cost, but I do know that I have about a buck ninety in my wallet and no gas. Of course, I can borrow some money, but it’s pretty tight around here for everyone, but I really need these carrots. So I ask around, see if anybody’s got any change lying around … But, then it hits me… I’m gonna have to pay these back, and that would be no problem if I hadn’t been late on my cellie bill already, so that’s just means working overtime… but working overtime, means less time for school, and I NEED school you know its school, and although she never said it in those specific words my mother always told me school is more important than carrots. But, these carrots are important, but again not as important in school, so I’m walking around school, and I’m like ‘what shall I do??’….
And then I see them, …. Cheetos.. there orange like carrots, and they taste much better than carrots unless your bunny, and if I stack up 21 of them there as tall as my little bro, and all though he’s annoying he’s also awesome. So Cheetos it is, but how did I know all this: School, that’s how, stay in it.
TL;DR: Stay in school and f carrots, I mean seriously bro, even if you are bunny, the internet likes cats better anyway.